musical interlude: zucchini invasion
This is where 'Invasion Of The Body Snatchers' came from, these seemingly innocent 'immature fruits' of the zucchini flower. No sooner have you planted these horny little buggers then they start the avalanche of reproductive activity which produces THOUSANDS IN MERE MOMENTS!
Once they're grown enough to be labelled 'immature', TENDRILS BEGIN TO SPROUT, and under cloak of night, THEY SEEK OUT ANY WARM,MOIST ORIFICE by means of which they can insinuate themselves into your body. If you do nothing else after reading this message, either rid yourselves of any such orifices or seal'em up with duct tape.
NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN A FULLY MATURE ZUCCHINI! You can watch the vids of Shane Diesel boinking Shawna Lenee all you want, but MATURE ZUCCHINI TENDRILS are BIGGER THAN AN ELEPHANT's TRUNK!
The answer is "pick the flowers". Then the aliens won't get your bod. Really.
Otherwise, try Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over zucchini — that our lives had become unmanageable.
Once they're grown enough to be labelled 'immature', TENDRILS BEGIN TO SPROUT, and under cloak of night, THEY SEEK OUT ANY WARM,MOIST ORIFICE by means of which they can insinuate themselves into your body. If you do nothing else after reading this message, either rid yourselves of any such orifices or seal'em up with duct tape.
NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN A FULLY MATURE ZUCCHINI! You can watch the vids of Shane Diesel boinking Shawna Lenee all you want, but MATURE ZUCCHINI TENDRILS are BIGGER THAN AN ELEPHANT's TRUNK!
The answer is "pick the flowers". Then the aliens won't get your bod. Really.
Otherwise, try Step 1: We admitted we were powerless over zucchini — that our lives had become unmanageable.
Chapter 14
Chapter 14: Scene 1: The Shepherds
Chapter 14: Scene 2: Afterglow
Go back to Chapter 13, skip ahead to Chapter 16, or check out the Amber Soundscape!
Chapter 14: Scene 2: Afterglow
Go back to Chapter 13, skip ahead to Chapter 16, or check out the Amber Soundscape!